We Are All Socialists Now...

...and you, Newsweek, are all idiots.
Seriously, this "socialist" rhetoric is exactly the kind of crap that touches off civil wars in only slightly less stable countries. See, there's one MAJOR factor you elitist media snobs didn't take into acount when writing the opinion piece upon which this cover is based: That factor is the PEOPLE of the UNITED STATES. We do not want to live in a socialist country, you self-righteous asshats.

And know this: I am no more a socialist than you are an objective journalist. I will NEVER be a socialist, and I think it's a fair statement that no one who writes for Newsweek has the authority to assert otherwise.